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I have special eyes.

There are several means one could employ to contact the Dorf, though nobody knows why anyone would ever even dare try such a thing.

Now, the easiest way to get in touch would be to diddly damn visit one of my social media accounts. If you find that too simple, or you have something against social media, you may perform a ritual that involves scented candles and a few round pebbles. Don't ask, don't tell.

In case your eyes greatly deceive you and you haven't noticed yet, the social media icons (yes, they're clickable) are on the left sidebar. The bar on the left. Yes, the one on the side.right below this paragraph. Yes, the silly icon boxes. See them? Good. Click one of them.

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If you use Twitter, you could just send me a message right away ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or, if you use Facebook and just want to drop a general comment, you can do so below.