Legal information
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This page and all of its content was created on 07.02.2018.
Page last modified on 15.10.2024.
Changelog:
2024.10.15 – Minor corrections. Planning something big, so stay tuned. Still no Finnish version, lol.
2021.01.04 – Clean-up. Page published for the first time. Finnish version (maybe) coming soon.
This text has been drafted to be in compliance with the Finnish Personal Data Act of 1999, § 8.
In this context – and many others, I am certain – me, myself, and I, as well as my website refer to Aadolf Kärki and https://aadolf.fi respectively.
- https://aadolf.fi/
- https://aadolf.fi/music
- https://aadolf.fi/legal
- https://aadolf.fi/cat-pictures/
- https://aadolf.fi/rubbish/politicians/
- https://aadolf.fi/cats/are/still/the/best
- https://herpaderp.aadolf.fi/
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Who to contact about issues relating to the website or its content?
Me! Höhö. emperor@aadolf.fi can be used for this purpose.
I am just one man, trying to do a million things. If you notice something is wrong, please do inform me about it so I can fix it.
Terms of use
My website is what it is, as it is, and to continue using my website, you must read through this wall of text and accept it in its entirety. Unless otherwise defined, such as with opt-outs, everything applies to everyone.
Everything on my website is under copyright – being either my property or the property of another entity (third parties specified here) – and the illicit use of any such material is, well, illicit. This includes (but is not limited to) selling assets (icons, photos, audio clips, text) on my website, claiming or representing any part of my website as your own, and so on.
You may not not use my content in any way that infringes on my rights. Unless I give you permission, that is. Ask, and you might receive. No promises, though.
Any links on my website pointing to websites not under the aadolf.fi domain name (such as www.example.com/cute-cat-picture_4k.jpg) most likely do not belong to me, nor can I be held responsible for the security, content, privacy policies, nor practices of any such website or service.
Thus, you explicitly agree that I, Aadolf Kärki, cannot in any way be held responsible or liable for any damage or loss that happens outside my website.
Privacy policy
What information do I collect from you?
• Server statistics
- Visitor IP
- Time of visit
- Duration of visit
- Amount of pages visited
- Name(s) of visited page(s)
- Type(s) of file(s) accessed
- Browser user agent
- Visitor operating system (OS)
- The URL of the website you connected to my website from (referral)
• Google Analytics
Visitor IP, which is anonymised with ga('set', 'anonymizeIp', true);
before being securely sent to Google.
Otherwise practically the same as ‘Server statistics’ above. See how Google Analytics collects your data.
I also use first-party cookies for some functions (‘wrong language?’ notification (if applicable), cookie consent, and Google Analytics), but this data is not stored on the server. It is saved on your data drive, from where it can be accessed for settings on my website.
A third-party element on my website might collect your information through cookies. Be sure to read any privacy policy statement of any such service. I cannot be held responsible for their actions and content.
- YouTube (Embedded videos.)
- Facebook (Share button.)
- Google Analytics (Tracking traffic.)
- Google AdSense (Displaying adverts.)
Where is this data stored?
Server statistics data is stored on a secure server operated by Hostingpalvelu / Planeetta Internet Oy (Finnish business ID: 1753494-9).
Google Analytics data is tightly safeguarded by Google, Inc.
When and how is this information collected?
It begins when you connect to my website and ends when you leave it.
How do I use this information?
I look at it in moonlight. But I do not sell, trade, or give it away to anyone. That is to say, my server statistics are never disclosed to anyone. Google Analytics data will only be used for analytics and advertising. Again, this information is not personally identifiable. Unless men in blue come and request it and I am by law required to hand it over, it will not leave my hands.
Personal rights
Technically, you're allowed to request to view, and request the removal of, your own personal information on any records on file. Yes, I say “technically”. I can't show or remove personally identifiable information if I don't have it and can't connect it to you. So, there you have it.
Cookie policy
You can't generally eat these cookies. There are some known exceptions, though.
What are cookies?
Cookies are little files that are locally saved on your data drive. Unless you disable cookies or stay on your toes by getting a notification each time a page tries to save a cookie (see your browser settings), this usually happens without you ever knowing. Cookies are often used to save preferences, such as site settings or even the contents of your shopping cart in webstores. Depending on how cookies are used, they can also be used to track you across the Internet. Pretty scary, right? Not at all. While privacy is important to many people, cookies are completely harmless, and as I said before, can be turned off.
Turning cookies off will not have a negative effect on the usability of my website.
How do I use cookies?
I use cookies to save site settings, and for analytics & advertising.
Two cookies of my own making will not be saved unless a click action occurs. That is, if you click the "I accept" on the cookie consent bar, a cookie remembering your consent will be saved. If you see a grey bar asking if you are browsing in the wrong language and you click it or press X to close it, a cookie will be saved. When clicked, you will be redirected to the alternative language (currently only English and Finnish are supported, with no future plans for more languages), and you will never again receive the question. Page language can still be changed by clicking the flag icon in the header.
Google Analytics and third parties (list of current third-party services in use on the website) may also use cookies, and their usage depends solely on the cookie policies of the service providers.
You can disable cookies.
Third-party disclosure
Please read Google's partner privacy policy statement. and – more specifically – how Google Analytics collects your data.
• I use Google AdSense Advertising on my website
Google, as a third-party vendor, uses cookies to serve adverts on my website. Google's use of the DART cookie enables it to serve adverts to based on previous visits to both my website and other sites on the Internet that employ Google's products.
I – along with third-party vendors such as Google – use first-party cookies (such as the Google Analytics cookies) and third-party cookies (such as the DoubleClick cookie) or other third-party identifiers together to compile data regarding user interactions with advert impressions and other advert service functions as they relate to my website.
• Opting out:
Users can set preferences for how Google advertises to you using the Google Ad Settings page. Alternatively, you can opt out by visiting the Network Advertising Initiative Opt Out page or by using the Google Analytics opt-out browser add-on.
Assets and content that is the property of a third party
- The Facebook “f” logo and the Share button icon as well as the related assets behind it are the property of Facebook, Inc.
- LinkedIn, the LinkedIn logo, and the IN logo are registered trademarks or trademarks of LinkedIn Corporation and its affiliates in the United States and/or other countries.
- The X (formerly known as Twitter) social media icon (X logo) is the property of X, Inc.
- The YouTube logo (the red-square-white-triangle icon), any embedded YouTube videos, and the YouTube Player used to play them are the property of YouTube, LLC.
Access
I, of course, reserve the right to block your access to my website at any point, taking place immediately without prior notice. Good reasons to do it include any malicious conduct towards me or my website, such as hacking attempts and denial-of-service attacks.
If you think you've been wrongfully blocked, get in touch and I'll see what I can do.
Affiliations
Unless expressly specified here, I am not affiliated with anyone. Here, on my website, I represent no-one but myself. All of my views and opinions are mine only, and do not reflect or represent the views of anyone else. These views and opinions may be biased, but they are honest, and not paid for in any way. You read correctly: I will not not write honestly, even if you pay me. Wait, that may come across as confusing. Let me try again: You cannot buy my opinion.
I also will not affiliate myself with any entity – like a company or a person – I do not trust. Secondly, I reserve the right to terminate any dealings and affiliation with such entities should they lose my trust. This may involve removing any outbound links to as well as mentions of etc. the entity in question.
Example
I am a participant in the affiliate programme of Example. I will link to – but not necessarily recommend – the products of Example where appropriate.
Changes to these terms and policies
I hold the right to modify these terms within my discretion. Correcting typographical errors and wording cannot be considered modification unless the meaning of the edited property changes. In case a ‘real’ modification is made, a notification will be posted on at least one of my social media channels, as well as the front page of my website (https://aadolf.fi/).
I reserve the rigth to pet your cat.
→I reserve the right to pet your cat.
All your cat are belong to me.
→All your cats belong to me.
My name is Aadolf Kärki, and this is Jack Donkey.
→I am Aadolf Kärki, and this is Jack Donkey.
I reserve the right to pet your cat.
→I reserve the right to pet your cat and run away to the Bahamas with it, effective immediately.
I do not sell your personal information.
→I sell your personal information to the highest bidder every Tuesday at the poker night with the lads.
(Disclaimer for those of you without a sense of humour: Not going to happen, and – as stated before – I would make sure any visitor would be made aware of the new change.)All rights belong to me, Aadolf Kärki.
→All rights belong to the Russian mafia.